Bad for your health

Turnover at the "Butt Hut" was a little slow today. That's not a problem for me, but it did give me a few moments to compose some of the worst haikus I have ever read. If you have a strong aversion to pitiful poetry, I suggest you click on the "Next Blog" button in the upper right hand corner of your screen.

You've been warned.


Let the light shine forth
Oops, the prep is bad today
Have to reschedule


The colon lining
Looks like its scrubbed with steel wool
Steroids on the way


The angry patient
Seeks disease. When none is found
Wants her money back


His gas is so bad
Pet dog gets up and leaves room
Sorry, just can't help


The fecal stream flows
Scopes go against the current
As the lawyers wait